I went to church with my family tonight and the...
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
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wolfymcbubblehorn: leonardodiretardo: what i did during my exam hiatus: a compilation. I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I LOVE YOU
timecannotberewritten: dovahqueene: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying at least you don’t bleed them out every month you make a compelling argument
alyssaties: becoming embarrassed of the art you used to be proud of
fairgroundsoldier: when you finally watch a show you’ve only seen gifs of and their voices are WAY OFF from what you imagined
caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas asked: Assbutt.
I’m going to watch mel and see how she’s a good friend because i don’t know how to be hopefully I can follow in her footsteps. Step one: Listen. If it’s problems, issues or anything else.
I'm not a good friend.
I take my friends for granted. I pay more attention to my own needs and my relationship than I do my friends. I had the most amazing friend in the world. She was pretty much the definition of a perfect friend. And now she hates me and I ask myself why. It’s because i’m inconsistent, selfish and I don’t try. She may well never want to be my friend again, she won’t even look...
If I don’t complete this stupid piece of shit assignment by tomorrow I’m going to… to… GAH im going to bed T__T
athoughtpad: why cant i just be a hobbit and do nothing but eat and garden and smoke pipe weed and occasionally help slay dragons
wvnderbar: i bet the worst part of being deaf is not being able to tell if someone is yawning or screaming