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I went to church with my family tonight and the...

Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce. 
 -uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.  
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
 -the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage. 
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.

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I'm not a good friend.

I take my friends for granted. I pay more attention to my own needs and my relationship than I do my friends. I had the most amazing friend in the world. She was pretty much the definition of a perfect friend. And now she hates me and I ask myself why. It’s because i’m inconsistent, selfish and I don’t try. She may well never want to be my friend again, she won’t even look...

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